hooker...thailand god.....

day before yesterday.....erm........tuesday..ya..tuesday...i went to gym......then went sauna after gym.....

and at tat time......there were 3 person ....1 was sitting on the bench..resting after his sauna...let call him.. " A "......1 was standing maybe after his sauna also.....lets call him " B "..... 1 was changing to go to sauna..and tat was me..

they were in the middle of conversation and i overheard some of the conversation

A: i tried 3 b4...

B: orh?

A: yea..not bad...

B: i cannot 1..

A: huh? cannot?wat u mean cannot?

B: cannot la.....once they start playing...i have to settle it dy..i cannot stand more and play wif them

A:orhh...i can..

B: izzit?

A:yea..i still can stand for 1 round

B:orh...

A: tat day i tried 3.....1 too short...1 too thin....can see rib bones...then another 1 okie la..meat meat like tat...

B: haha...

A:but u cant go addicted la this kind of thing...

B:yalor..dun get addicted to this kind of thing.....wat for la

A:yala....outside so many ...why wanna stick to 1 only rite??

B:haha..later they ask u to buy this buy tat...buy handphone..buy clothes..

A:i just bought handphone for her

B: huh??handphone?? how come?

A: yea...i visited her twice dy...

B:orhh....haha

tat's it......after tat i went it to the sauna...and couldnt hear wat they talking about....

and i didn know how were their face expression as my back was facing them...

dare not to turn and looked at them directly...

tot it will be finished by the time i came out from the sauna

i went out..saw "A" stiil sitting down.....and "B" was changing to go back home , i assume

they keep talking and i didn really pay much attention to them...

but before i headed to the swimming pool...i heard

B: u try ah mei's 1 b4?

A:no ar...how? nice??

B:nice...u shud go..

A: izzit??

okie..i didnt wait until wat B say......

takkan u wan me to stand ther and wait they finish the conversation meh...rite?

wat a conversation i shud say....hehe

btw..after finished all the activities...

on the way home...

i got a call..

MrW: halo...i'm from melaka 1...the XXX friend from mmu?

me: yaya....

MrW:erm..wanna ask u something ar..

me:erm??

then i couldn hear wat he said..quite blur tat time

me:who r u??

MrW: i'm W ler.....u know XXX from mmu rite??

me:yea yea..okie..wat u wan

MrW: tat day u got mention about the thailand god rite?? i wan 1 to give for my gf can ar??

i was like..WTF!!!!!!!?????..thailand god!!!??

sejak biler aku ader ckp tentang tuhan siam??

me:har?? thailand god??

MrW: yaya..

me: i dun think i got mention b4 any thailand god

MrW: eh??u'r sim ar??

me: yea...

MrW: nvm nvm...

and he hung up..

wat the....?

he knows me..i dunnu who is him....and thailand god.... and earlier the hooker talk...

not bad to end my day,huh?

*ther are no fiction or addition for all the conversation i wrote...all are from wat i heard...*


have a nice day

fart..it helps...sometime

fart.....

as my previous post..i was cursing the person who farted while lining up the cashier time..

but...last nite....i noticed tat..smelly fart will have some use also

imagine tat...

u are watching tv nicely..enjoying the tv programme....

but suddenly

u see few mosquitoes flying around u....and some even bite u...

ur thigh is itchy ...because those little bastards bite u...

u are thinking to get something to spray those little bastards so tat u can continue ur tv programme..but u cant find any...

at tat time.....

a smelly fart will help u...


okie okie..i was in tat situation last nite....

but luckily...my stomach knew wat i wanted....

so i let go a fart....purrrrrrfffff......short and fast

short and fast...smelly.......longand slow..not smelly ,rite?

anyway

it was quite a smelly one..even i had to cover my nose because of my own fart...

AND..those little bastards...flew away from my....

YAMAN!!

i didnt know whether they flew away or some of them just died on the spot..

but at least i can enjoy my tv programme for 15mins

BUT...

after 15mins...those little bastard flew back and bit me again

wanna fart another time...but..too bad....stomach puncit

no fart...couldnt enjoy my tv programme long..

stupid mosquitoes

but at least...............my fart helped me to enjoy 15mins of tv programme rite?

BTW
today, timun-timun.blogspot.com is finally 1 yr old...happy birthday to you

happy birthday to u...
happy birthday to u...
happy birthday to timun-timun.blogspot.com
happy birthday to u!!

thank you very much....

have a nice day....

fart...wat the f*ck!!!!!

wat i wanna say is.....

i just hate ppl who farts when queuing up at the cashier...and when u cant move away as ther's alot alot of ppl and the line is long

yeap..i hate tat..

i encountered it yesterday..at carrefour

the line was long enuf.....

suddenly i smelt something ........something like..

shit + dead body + urine + fart + rubbish + spoilt egg + smelly shoe + watever smelly shit available on earth

nearly vomitted on the spot...

how could he or she...

asked my dad..

"hey dad..u smell shit??..who farted??"

"hey..its not me.....i dunnu who..but i can smell it....stand nearer...dun stand so far"

dont stand so far....yea...as i was holding the basket with our things..i have to stand further to survive the fart

i dunnu how my dad can stand the smell...

after a while..the smell gone.i stood back at the line

then....

"shit + dead body + urine + fart + rubbish + spoilt egg + smelly shoe + watever smelly shit available on earth" smell AGAIN

cipong....

i slowly moved further

my dad was like

"oooii!!!....come nearer!!!!!!!....why stand so far???"

my dad can stand the smell...i wonder how

*puke* *puke*

ppl..plz...if u wanna fart but u'r in a queue..make sure the smell wont kill anyone...if u know u having a stomachace this morning....then hold the fart and let it go other place


plz....u can save few lifes by doing this...

the earth needs ur help...so do the ppl who are queuing behind u..

*puke* *puke*

gastric gastric

phew..home sweet home...reached home on saturday around 10pm

being down with gastric since friday...hate it alot when everytime i having gastric pain..is some sorf of menstrual pain for female.. mood swing...


my gastric takes days to heal....now already in the 3rd day..but still i can feel the pain..


to add salt to the pain.....i got chest pain,as well


great..went and consult doctor this evening after trying to take gastric medicine for few days and hope it'll heal itself...


doc said...its call "deflux"..or "reflux"...or something to do about it.."flux"..or maybe not "flux"...i dunnu..but it sound something like tat....


which means the acid from the stomach cause by the gastric goes upward and make my chest pain...


having a burning sensation on ur chest is not a good thing to have...especially at nite..


last nite, i woke up few times..all because of the pain...turned here..chest pain..turned to the other side ..chest pain..turned and face facing upward.....chest pain...turned and face facing downward..chest pain...the only thing to make me feel less pain was......got up and sit on my bed...


yea...i know...its just so fucked up


but wat to do..gastric mah....bo pian ler..


because of lack of sleep during the nite...i took an afternoon nap just now..


didn really have chest pain..but crap...i woke up because of having a bad bad dream
i was dreaming tat i was in a car..driven by one of my fren...i cant remember who....going up a hil using hill road...and after one corner..tat fren of mine..lost control and the car flew down from the road...down from the hill

something like this



scary loorrr........couldnt continue my sleep after tat freaky dream....

how come i can dream about this??

car flew dowm from the hill road....its like..wtf!!??


i dunnu...1 day down wif gastric ..still bearable...i can still hop around and laugh and smile..

but 4 days down wif gastric...i'm a lil off mood now

i can feel the pain now, as in now....

the moment i feel the gastric pain...the next thing i know..is chest pain

guess i gonna rest now..

it takes few more days to fully recover

happy hols peeps...and take care


*oopss...just farted...*

Tengkiu Tengkiu Tengkiu

today..my bunch of close friends celebrated my 21st brithday in subang countrybird cafe..previously known as halo cafe...

talk less...lets see picture

















standing from left: chai hui, me, alex, eujin
sitting from left : david, boon aik, li jin, timmy

















chai hui, me, steph

















eujin and liwei....

















alicia and her baby boo hock wun..they just back from some business presentation..

















this is a paper scorpion steph made for me...how sweet..thanks!!

i remember telling her tat if she got make origami..make 1 crab for me

didnt expect she'll make a scorpion as a present for me..

i promise i'll keep this scorpion healthy....kekeke!!!

this scorpion is a female scorpion....name sim da red evil (given by steph)


man....have a great nite wif u guys.....glad to have u guys in my life..i'm sure my life now is full of color because of u guys

anyway..too bad some of my frens couldnt make it..but nvm..u guys make my life colorful as well...u guys know who u are... :)

thanks for those who sent sms to me...

okie..i think i only update my blog right after i go back penang...:)

happy hols again peeps

take care during the hols and have fun..


*currently listening to Diana Krall - The Look of Love*

great song, indeed.

tee hee

chao

post b4 hols

woohh......just came back from klcc

went to aquaria klcc.....28bucks for mycard holder

i would say...so so aquaria klcc.....don't have alot of fish....i think underwater world langkawi has more fishes.....maybe its still new...if anyone of u guys planning to go..i'll say ...hold your horses....go ther in another few months time..i'm sure that time will be more fishes...

hehe

went to watch "the longest yard"...

RECOMMANDED....go watch....i laughed until stomach pain......very few movies that can make me laugh until stomach pain....heheehe....

last saturday..i went for a ball game in maba stadium...National Basketball League.....

overall..not bad game...hehe..saw few really tall guy....one of them is 203cm....

crap....i stand beside him and lift up my head..i can see his nose hole only
















something like this...and i got to know that..he's only same age as me..or older than me 1 year...

manyak tinggi lor...






















here's the ticket


sigh..dunnu wat to write anymore...b4 that..i got alot of stuffs to write..but...

nvm..i guess i'll just update later..

happy hols peeps


*currently listening to nelly - fly away *