Jap Hookers and Lights

last night when we were on the way to futsal in Sunway Sport Planet..my fren said a very very funny but quite logical theory

let's call this fren as A

A : next time when we come out working...we need to do few things...one of the things is to go Japan

Us : why go japan??see jap chicks izzit?

A : ya..but then i wanna say go Japan to find japan hooker and f**k them..

Us : haha...why go japan??

A : u see..we need to take revenge...last time Japs came to Malaysia to rape our woman...so its time for us to take revenge by f**king japan hooker in japan.....balas dendam..

Us : hahaha..crap la u....

then another fren of mine....lets call him L...

L : hey..u know why i smoke malboro lights??

Us : why?

L : you know wat 'LIGHTS' means wat?

Us : wat eh?

L : LIGHTS means Life Is Getting Happier Through Smoking....that's why smoke Lights..dun smoke other...

Us : haha..babi..like this also let u think....


well..that 2 jokes in the car were already enuf to make us laugh

gotta stop here

have a nice day people!!

chaoz