Monday, October 17, 2005

fart...wat the f*ck!!!!!

wat i wanna say is.....

i just hate ppl who farts when queuing up at the cashier...and when u cant move away as ther's alot alot of ppl and the line is long

yeap..i hate tat..

i encountered it yesterday..at carrefour

the line was long enuf.....

suddenly i smelt something ........something like..

shit + dead body + urine + fart + rubbish + spoilt egg + smelly shoe + watever smelly shit available on earth

nearly vomitted on the spot...

how could he or she...

asked my dad..

"hey dad..u smell shit??..who farted??"

"hey..its not me.....i dunnu who..but i can smell it....stand nearer...dun stand so far"

dont stand so far....yea...as i was holding the basket with our things..i have to stand further to survive the fart

i dunnu how my dad can stand the smell...

after a while..the smell gone.i stood back at the line

then....

"shit + dead body + urine + fart + rubbish + spoilt egg + smelly shoe + watever smelly shit available on earth" smell AGAIN

cipong....

i slowly moved further

my dad was like

"oooii!!!....come nearer!!!!!!!....why stand so far???"

my dad can stand the smell...i wonder how

*puke* *puke*

ppl..plz...if u wanna fart but u'r in a queue..make sure the smell wont kill anyone...if u know u having a stomachace this morning....then hold the fart and let it go other place


plz....u can save few lifes by doing this...

the earth needs ur help...so do the ppl who are queuing behind u..

*puke* *puke*

1 Comments:

Blogger narrowband said...

U shout this: "KNNBCCB pukima kiang kan hami lang pang phui???!!"

u can hold ur breath whut :p Maybe that's the technique ur dad employed.

5:50 PM  

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