Chap 1 - The Begining Of His Screwed Up Life

Oct 7th,1984...a "fat" baby was born in Aventis Hospital, Penang..and soon this baby got bigger and older and started to have his own memory...and the 1st thing event he remembered was..hm...maybe was daddy's new car memory...but tat's kinda blur for him....so anyway...everything got clearer and clearer and he started to remember things well when he started his schooling life....1st school he attended was Tadika Shu Lang...and he spent his 2 years ther..this tadika Shu Lang gave him alot of great memories...this tadika not only was his tadika..wher he learned new things..but also was his nursery..which means pratically he spent his day in the tadika until his dad came and fetched him during evening...he spent his nursery life with one frend, Chelsia....both of them did alot of notti-crazy stuff together and laughed together on stuff they did...


so after 2 years in tadika...it was time for the boy to move on...and he continued his study life in SRJK (c) Chung Hwa 3...it was his parents idea for him to study in that school because his elder brother was also studying ther..so ..no problem with him..he just went to the school happily...from tat moment onward...it marked the begining of this boy's screw up life.....1st event of his screw up life was ...he being slapped by his teacher in standard 1...eventhough it was not so hard..but..it still a slap...and wat lead to this slapping punishment..was the boy tried to shot a paper to his frend using a rubber-band..and without any physic knowledge tat time...the paper fled to wrong direction and directly hit the teacher face...

"biak.."

and he could see the teacher smiling face turned into an angry face...

"who did this!?"

being hesitated awhile wheter wanna admit or not......the boy and the whole class kept quiet....

"who did this!??"

"Teacher...i was me..sorry"

huhu....didn know why the boy could be so brave to admit his act...maybe he trust those childrean story which tells children tat children must be honest,dare to admit and dare to apologize...and he'll be forgiven...but soon he realised tat those children story fantasy didn exist in the real world..but all was too late for him....

"piak piak piak piak"

and his face turned red after the punishment...surprisingly he didn feel any pain..maybe the teacher scared to slap harder...or maybe she was a good teacher actually..hah....neyway..after the incident..the boy went back home wif his red face..

"aiyo....why ur face so red???"

"arh..red meh??i think is the sun lar...i was running under the sun during recess just now.."

"i tell u ar.....u better dun run under the sun again.."

"okok..."

tat's was how the boy answer his mum's question about his red face.....and he successful hide that slapping incident from his parent...and soon the incident slowly disappear in his memory....and it became his 1st screw up story to tell his frend in future....

standard 2...erm...nothing special happened...just tat went to arcade shop for the 1st time..and mastered M.Bison tactics

standard 3....erm...nothing special as well....

standard 4......erm....same...nothing special happen....

standard 5...not very special thing happened...just made few girls cry and being punish to copy the text book on the exercise book...and in the end..his dad had to help him drew the picture to paste in the exercise book...

standard 6..UPSR year..quite a disappointing year for the boy and the boy's parent...he got 4As 1B and 1C for his UPSR and he tot he could get selected to study in Jit Sin HighSchool...but tough luck on his side.....when he went to check out his name in school....he couldnt find his name in the list and finally he and his parents accept the fact that he wasnt a bright student and had to continue his secondary school life in this so call "sekolah bestari" SMKTI.......

so with this....this boy turned 13 and was excited to see how his "sekolah bestari" will look like......and he going to open up new chapter of his life:- secondary school life...