Good Reason Being A Malaysian
lol...while surfing in one of local-based forum today and i saw someone post this joke...but come to think about it....some of these things are quite true.....hrmp.....but i definitely have no intention to critisize my beloved country.. :D
pasted directly from the forum.....
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GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN
1. World tallest Building, Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter mug, highest
standard of university admission...coz Malaysia Boleh !
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking
on the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing the cop at the same time.
3. Divorce by sending SMS.
4. Traffic summoned can be settled on the spot with the cop.
5. Teh Tarek & Roti Canai is the favourite supper.
6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or
opposition parties or.....
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry
the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others
watching.......
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane
when cops are sight ed
10. There's always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the
road, dig and resurface........
11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives Samy Veloo a
reason to collect toll.
12. Our Govt. can never be wrong.
"
pasted directly from the forum.....
"
GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN
1. World tallest Building, Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter mug, highest
standard of university admission...coz Malaysia Boleh !
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking
on the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing the cop at the same time.
3. Divorce by sending SMS.
4. Traffic summoned can be settled on the spot with the cop.
5. Teh Tarek & Roti Canai is the favourite supper.
6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or
opposition parties or.....
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry
the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others
watching.......
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane
when cops are sight ed
10. There's always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the
road, dig and resurface........
11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives Samy Veloo a
reason to collect toll.
12. Our Govt. can never be wrong.
"
posted by timun at
2:32 AM
1 Comments:
Firstly, The Twin towers are no longer the tallest building in the world, Taipei 101 as just surpassed us while the new plans for the Freedom Tower on ground zero would dwarf even that. As for university admissions well you heard about the intake problems and also admission test fiasco by comparing Matrics and STPM. As for your other entries hehe good ones ;)
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