malaysian driver...how true it is???
not to pin-point anyone here...just for reading..but wondering how true it is.....maybe is joke or maybe is a fact...cant really tell as i seldom drive
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver
2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with
cigarette No look left or right just masuk: KEPONG driver.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on
accelerator: JOHOR driver.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone with shoulder, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.
7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the
Federal Highway!!!
8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest,eyes out for heavy vehicle,alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window:
KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.
9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude,
rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding
ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!
10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One
leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in
fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for
drivers......welcome to PENANG!
11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on
the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5
seconds. WOMAN DRIVER
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver
2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with
cigarette No look left or right just masuk: KEPONG driver.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on
accelerator: JOHOR driver.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone with shoulder, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.
7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the
Federal Highway!!!
8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest,eyes out for heavy vehicle,alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window:
KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.
9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude,
rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding
ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!
10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One
leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in
fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for
drivers......welcome to PENANG!
11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on
the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5
seconds. WOMAN DRIVER
posted by timun at
8:39 PM
2 Comments:
I don't think its a joke though i was laughing all the way to the end of the post as i think most of the statements are quite true actually ;)
Cheers!!! :D
haha.....sorry ar...not my fault..i didn create tat..but i feel some are true fact..just tat they describe in the funny way lar...
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