Ku Ku Pai Liao!!!

once upon a time...ther was a boy...lets call him.... LengCai......he was staying wif other 4 close frends.. :-Ah gu, Ah tu, Ah kao and Ah jiao.....

so this one day.....one lovely morning...when LengCai woke up from his sleep...he went to the toilet....telling Ah tu he wanna pangsai....

"wei..wa beh tong liao..wa ai ki pangsai liao..." (i cannot stand it anymore..wanna go shit)

Ah tu also nvr chap siao wat LengCai said lar...cos..as usual...all 5 guys will normally pangsai right after they wake up....so...after few minutes...LengCai came out from the toilet...face white green white green like that...telling Ah tu..

"wei wei...kiong ker liao..wa beh pang jiu lar....jiu mai chot lar...an cua??"(wei wei..fuck dy...i cannot pee..the pee dowan to come out)

"huh??hamik lan??lu hor seh bo??"(WTF??u ok or not??)

"beh hor seh lar...an cua??an cua??"(not ok la...how? how?)

"ki kua doctor lar.."(go see doctor lar..)

"si si..bladder tia.....wei..wa ai ki XXX hospital lar.."(die die..my bladder pain..i wanna go XXX hospital)

"okok....kia.."(okok...come)

so Ah tu told Ah kao and Ah jiao that LengCai wanna go hospital...so as housemate...all also followed him to hospital...

so in hospital...LengCai mah go to see the GP ther while Ah tu , Ah kao and Ah jiao waited LengCai outside the hall.....because of nothing better to do while waiting for LengCai....3 of them started to guess wat's the doctor will tell LengCai about his this cute and small ku ku....

"eh..maybe the doctor will tell LengCai his ku ku pai liao lar...have to ganti back new ku ku wei.."

"haha...wei..maybe also lar wei...try imagine this.."

Ah tu started his assumption

doctor:"erm...LengCai..i manyak susah nak bagitau lar...tapi..haih...i nak bagitau lu punya ku ku sudah rosak lar....haih"

LengCai:"har!!??doctor..betoi ke ku ku i sudah rosak..??aiyoyo..ini macam apa macam ar doctor ??"

doctor:"haih..takpe...nanti wa kasi potong lu punya ku ku..kitorang ganti balik baru punyer??apa macam??"

LengCai:"WTF!!??potong ku ku i dan mau ganti balik ar..apa macam mau ganti balik wei loctor ???"

doctor:"lek ar.....kitorang ader manyak choice bagi u pilih...ader plastic punyer, besi punyer,
kayu punyer...dan jugak re-con punyer..tapi kang musim peak lar..re-con dah abis.."

LengCai:"wah..ini macam ini..plastic,besi dan kayu ader ape tak sama??"

doctor:"..ini ar...plastic punyer....senang patah......besi punyer kuat lar..tapi..boleh karat lar...itu bukan stainless steal.......yg kayu tu paling best...siap dgn silek...tapi...leh tumbuh
cendawan lar....sikit susah lar...apa macam ar??"

LengCai:"erm..ini macam ar....loctor....yg re-con betoi betoi tarak stock ka???"

doctor:"tarak lar LengCai..kalo u mau...kena tunggu lar...dari germany..."

LengCai:"Germany!??apasal order jauh jauh ni???"

doctor:"aiyo...german punya ku ku lebih beso sket mah......"

LengCai:"aisey..ok lar..bagi i german punya re-con la"

doctor:"ok..settle.."

So...3 of them laughed together after Ah tu finished his assumption....and other patients around them looked at them one kind......

after around half an hour.....LengCai came out from the room and told us that he had to do blood and urine test....had to wait for 1 hour plus to know the result..Ah tu, Ah kao and Ah jiao could see that LengCai kinda cuak sai lar..but then 3 of them kinda couldnt stop laughing about it.....but then LengCai also ok lar...he seemed no problem with all the jokes made by 3 of his housemate.......as he also made some jokes about it......


after 1 hour...LengCai got his urine test result and he had to do x-ray to see because the doctor scared that LengCai might got a stone blocking the pipe......

then Ah jiao's turn to make assumption

misi:"aiyo LengCai....lu lain kali toceng ar...besih lar baik baik...apsal tak bersih baik baik??tu ha..dah tumbuh batu...bes lar.."

LengCai:"Misi ar...lu manyak punai lar.....wa sudah tak boleh kencing... lu pulak sini kao pek kao bo..."

misi:"haha...lain kali lar cuci baik baik lepas toceng....itu bali putih boleh keras punya tau...apala"

LengCai:"isk isk..misi ni...nak kena penanjak-padu-maut dari i ke??"


then Ah jiao pulak continue...

"wei wei....since LengCai go x-ray..he mah have to strip naked....wah..then the misi mah see all dy..."

"eh..ya hor..wat happen ar if misi saw everything.."

"aiyo..easy nia...mah this will happen lor.."

Ah jiao started his assumption

LengCai:"oi..misi..lu sudah tgk wa punya ku ku lar..apa macam cikalang??"

misi:"eleh...ku ku saja mah...bukan i tak pernah tgk.."

LengCai:"apalar..bukan cakap lu tak pernah tgk lar....yg i tanya tu u dah tgk wa punya ku ku...kasi lar bayar.."

misi:"otak lu lar bayar....."

LengCai:"wei..misi..kalau tak nak bayar...kasi lar tiup sket...apala...tak aci lar wa punya harta bagi lu tgk..."

misi:"adik..lu siao ar....tiup..nanti wa tolong tiup sampai macam taiwan sausage ..har...lu baru tau..."

LengCai:"cis!!!..."

again.....3 of them laughed again in front of the other patients....

after half an hour....LengCai came out....said tat his x-ray was all good...and the doctor asked him to go back to monitor his situation.....we 4 of them went back after LengCai got his medicine...and LengCai finally able to pee after came back from hospital.....

but...after that day......Ah tu, Ah kao and Ah jiao keep calling LengCai..."KU KU PAI LIAO!!!" for few days..........


moral of story....pray not to get any problem wif ur alat kelamin..if not...u'll be end up like LengCai...


btw...its inspired from a real life story....not bad huh..haha!!

*ku ku* = guy's private part

*pai* = spoilt

*chap siao* = dun bother

*kao pek kao bo* = keep complaining

***disclamer***

all names above have been changed in order to protect the person's reputation